A penguin has been found wandering the streets of Dublin after she was
stolen from the zoo in a suspected prank.
The big story in the news today just leaves one question: did the penguin enjoy it's trip?
Actually two questions: if it was wandering the streets, was it wearing a hoody? OK Three questions: has the local council done nothing to keep penguins off the street? Where is the Penguin outreach worker? (OK four.)
I'm done. Honest. Penguin pic taken from Wikimedia Commons.